School for Seduction

Cast: Kelly Brook, Emily Woof, Dervla Kirwan, Margi Clarke, Neil Stuke, Tim Healy
Director: Sue Heel
Certificate: 12A,
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More movie reviewsUK directorial debutante Sue Heel takes you up North for a chick-flick comedy about a group of local women being given classes in the art of seduction by Billy Zane’s girlfriend Kelly Brook who plays an unlikely Italian teacher, gifted in such seductive charms.
It’s suggested that this group of Northern women need a hand in getting seductive lessons because their men (the likes of Neil Stuke and Daymon Brittan) are selfish chauvinists who don’t appreciate the women in their lives.
Thus the likes of Emily Woof, Margi Clarke and Dervla Kirwan have to learn the arts of putting on graces and being proud of their bodies to attract their men again. Its girl power comedy, fairly thin in terms of a plot and a story and all slightly too unbelievable to deserve real credit, but if you’re looking for a film for a girlie night out where you don’t have to think too hard, this one may suit.
Matt Arnoldi


